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August 27, 2010

Playmate Admits ‘I Made A Sex Tape With Heidi – And Spencer Stole It’

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Playboy playmate Karissa Shannon is accusing Spencer Pratt of stealing her video camera containing the sex tape featuring herself and Heidi Montag, RadarOnline.com has learned exclusively.

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While out to promote her new signature milkshake with boyfriend Sam Jones III at Millions of Milkshakes in West Hollywood on Thursday, Karissa confirmed to RadarOnline.com, “there is a sex tape of me and Heidi,” emphasizing that Spencer was not present when they shot it. “It’s just me and Heidi, that’s it,” she said.

For more than a week, Spencer has been taunting the media and his estranged wife Heidi, threatening to release the tape.

But According to Karissa, Spencer doesn’t even own the tape, and she tells RadarOnline.com that he stole her video camera containing the footage.

“Me and Heidi were hanging out at her house in Malibu and he came over to pick up some stuff and he ‘accidentally’ took my camera,” Karissa told RadarOnline.com. “I talk to Heidi every single day and I tried to be there for her when she was going through her divorce, but now it’s starting to affect my life. Spencer had no right to steal my camera. There are other things on there that I don’t want to come out, including the video of me and Heidi.”

Karissa told RadarOnline.com that she has no plans to promote the tape and doesn’t “want people to see it.”

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Filed under: Karissa Shannon by admin at 4:55 am

“It’s Just Me And Heidi, That’s It”

Playboy Playmate Karissa Shannon publicly admitted yesterday that she made a sex tape with Heidi Montag. In even better news, Spencer Pratt isn’t in it.

While out to promote her new signature milkshake with boyfriend Sam Jones III at Millions of Milkshakes in West Hollywood on Thursday, Karissa confirmed to RadarOnline.com, “there is a sex tape of me and Heidi,” emphasizing that Spencer was not present when they shot it. “It’s just me and Heidi, that’s it,” she said. For more than a week, Spencer has been taunting the media and his estranged wife Heidi, threatening to release the tape. But According to Karissa, Spencer doesn’t even own the tape, and she tells RadarOnline.com that he stole her video camera containing the footage. “Me and Heidi were hanging out at her house in Malibu and he came over to pick up some stuff and he ‘accidentally’ took my camera,” Karissa told RadarOnline.com. “I talk to Heidi every single day and I tried to be there for her when she was going through her divorce, but now it’s starting to affect my life. Spencer had no right to steal my camera. There are other things on there that I don’t want to come out, including the video of me and Heidi.” Karissa told RadarOnline.com that she has no plans to promote the tape and doesn’t “want people to see it.” She does, however, have one regret. “I don’t know, I just wish I’d done it [the sex tape] with Lindsay Lohan,” she quipped. “At least it wouldn’t be on the market right now!”

Spencer Pratt “stole” her camera much in the same way a homeless person steals money from a person that hands it to him, so let’s don’t start feeling bad for this chick. Especially since she probably had final say on Spencer’s storyboards.

Filed under: Karissa Shannon by admin at 1:16 am

August 25, 2010

Heidi wants smaller implants

Just when she was starting to get on my good side, Heidi Montag has to get this crazy idea in her head that she wants smaller tits. You selfish bitch. From Life & Style:

“I’m desperate to go back to normal,” [Heidi] confides to Life & Style. “I’m downgrading and going a little smaller, to a D or a double D.”

Just a D or a DD? But then she’ll be just like all the other small-breasted freaks out there. How will anyone take her seriously?

Besides being unable to hug her four dogs or wear anything but custom-made clothing, “I’m obsessed with fitness but it’s impossible to work out with these boobs,” she says. “It’s heartbreaking. I can’t live an everyday life.”

And while Heidi tells Life & Style she is currently shopping for a surgeon in South America, she worries that she’ll be trapped in this cartoonish body forever after the untimely passing of her confidant Dr. Ryan. “I feel trapped in my own body,” Heidi tells Life & Style.

Well no wonder she wants to go to South America for this surgery. No reputable U.S. doctor would ever reduce the size of a woman’s breasts. That’s just crazy. But with a suitcase full of American dollars, you can get anything you want in South America. My friend actually got an iPad installed in his stomach. It is the coolest damn thing you’ve ever seen. We watched a movie on it yesterday.

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Filed under: Heidi Montag by admin at 9:06 pm

Screw You, Pete

Sam Jones III, who played Pete Ross in Smallville (I still need to get Kristin Kreuk pregnant, btw), is dating/banging Karissa Shannon. The chick in the sex tape with Heidi Montag. Other than being knuckle deep in a Playboy Playmate and Clark Kent’s best former best friend, Sam Jones III was arrested in 2009 due to his involvement in a plot to illegally purchase and distribute over 10,000 oxycodone pills. He faces up to 20 years in prison if convicted. Which begs the question, why hasn’t Kim Kardashian dated him yet? Somebody should tell her to Google him so she can start picking out wedding invitations.

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Filed under: Karissa Shannon by admin at 6:32 am

Wow. Imagine That

Life’s too short to care about your dignity or to pretend you’re divorced and fighting a vindictive ex-husband to stop the release of a sex tape, so Heidi Montag is now meeting with Vivid to work out a “backend deal”. OMG, I can hardly believe it! TMZ reports:

We’re told Heidi has agreed to listen to Vivid Entertainment honcho Steve Hirsch when he arrives in Costa Rica to make an offer on the footage … some of which is said to contain girl-on-girl action with Playboy Playmate Karissa Shannon. We’re told Heidi wants Hirsch to provide her with the sales numbers on Kim Kardashian’s sex tape — which was also released through Vivid — because Heidi may be interested in working out a “back-end deal” if Steve can’t offer enough cash up front to satisfy Montag. Hirsch told us he’s leaving for Costa Rica sometime next week.

Since they’re estranged and in the middle of a bitter feud, Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt are vacationing together in Costa Rica right now, so expect the sex tape to be released sometime soon. Mainly because they’re not even trying anymore to make this not look like exactly what it is. I don’t know if anybody has a swarm of bees or a bunch of mutant sharks with lasers for eyes laying around, but I hear Costa Rica has exciting vacation packages! In Costa Rica the visitor can enjoy lovely tropical beaches, the grandest adventures, the wonders of nature, scintillating culture, all the necessary components of an ideal vacation. No wonder, then, that thousands of tourists have made Costa Rica their top travel choice!

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Filed under: Heidi Montag by admin at 6:23 am

Heidi Montag Found Some Suckers

With it already being confirmed that Heidi Montag was in on Spencer Pratt’s sex tape scam the whole time, that didn’t stop her from selling an exclusive interview to Life & Style before they had time to figure out she just lied her way to the bank:

On the bullshit that landed this entire interview:
“I’m not aware of his filming me, but I wouldn’t put it past Spencer. He’s a sneaky guy and has little cameras everywhere that he got from China.”

On her bullshit fear about the sex tape being released:
“I’m mortified at the thought that people could be looking at me naked before I had the surgery.”

On hating her Size F breasts which is bullshit:
“I’m desperate to go back to normal. I’m downgrading and going a little smaller, to a D or a double D.I have major anxiety about it. I was taking painkillers but they weren’t working so I stopped. It hurt either way. I’m obsessed with fitness but it’s impossible to work out with these boobs. It’s heartbreaking. I can’t live an everyday life.”

On how she’s stuck like this forever thanks to the death of Dr. Frank Ryan. — Bullshit:
“There’s just no fixing it. Dr. Ryan knows the work he did, he knows everything.”

In Life & Style’s defense, I can see how they might assume Heidi Montag is an innocent victim and not at all a carefully orchestrated publicity stunt wrapped in silicone that she apparently can never escape from because Dr. Ryan took the Matrix Cube with him to the underworld. She loves Jesus, you guys, and a Christian would never do porn, especially the gay kind, for a giant back end deal potentially in the millions. That’d be like Rupert Murdoch’s Saudi business partner funding the “mosque” at Ground Zero while FOX News pretends it’s a secret terrorist haven for ratings. These things just don’t happen.

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Filed under: Heidi Montag by admin at 5:52 am

August 24, 2010

Heidi Montag Wants Her Sex Tape Money

Despite denying its existence earlier in the week, Heidi Montag (Seen above last fall before assuming her android form.) is now meeting with Vivid’s Steve Hirsch to get her cut of the sex tape Spencer Pratt “threatened” to release if she didn’t agree to do a reality show with him. So for those of you who checked “porn star” on your Heidi Montag’s Future scorecard, congratulations, all that voodoo worked. TMZ reports:

We’re told Heidi has agreed to listen to Vivid Entertainment honcho Steve Hirsch when he arrives in Costa Rica to make an offer on the footage … some of which is said to contain girl-on-girl action with Playboy Playmate Karissa Shannon.
We’re told Heidi wants Hirsch to provide her with the sales numbers on Kim Kardashian’s sex tape — which was also released through Vivid — because Heidi may be interested in working out a “back-end deal” if Steve can’t offer enough cash up front to satisfy Montag.

It should be noted that Kim Kardashian made $5 million off the release of her sex tape when she was a virtual unknown and was barely naked in it, so I can’t even imagine what kind of money Heidi will ask for considering this thing is pre- and post-op and includes Karissa Shannon. Except the sad part is this is all just going to culminate with her looking like Dolph Lundgren in drag like Spencer asked for in the first place. God, why do these things always end the same?

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Filed under: Heidi Montag,Spencer Pratt by admin at 5:57 am

August 23, 2010

Heidi Montag & Spencer Pratt Busted Together!

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Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt are getting divorced and Spencer is threatening to release a flurry of sex tapes that feature his handiwork with Heidi, along with some girl-on-girl … so it’s more than telling that a paparazzi agency shot video of the two of them together Sunday at a resort in Costa Rica, frantically separating so they would not seem in cahoots.

Spencer told TMZ over the weekend he was in Costa Rica to turn over two dogs to Heidi but she wanted nothing to do with him. The video suggests otherwise.

Spencer says he’s given Heidi an ultimatum — either tear up the divorce papers and do a reality show with him, or he’ll release the sex tapes.

Isn’t it time we stopped buying the crap they’re selling?

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Filed under: Heidi Montag,Spencer Pratt by admin at 10:23 am

Heidi Montag Made A Lesbian Sex Tape With This

Spencer Pratt has now sent a sex tape featuring Heidi Montag and Playboy Playmate Karissa Shannon to Vivid. I wonder how much she’s getting? TMZ reports:

We’re told not too long ago Spencer was at the Malibu house he once shared with Heidi … moving out some of his stuff. Sources tell us Spencer came upon a camera with XXX video of Heidi and Karissa — and the light bulb went off.
Sources say it was then that Spencer decided he could make a fortune selling his “library” to Vivid Entertainment — much of it featuring naked, fornicating Speidi. We could not reach Heidi and her reps were mum. As for Karissa Shannon — she tells us such a tape does indeed exist, but she’s not convinced Spencer really has it. Karissa says if the tape ever sees the light of day, she’ll sue the pants off him.

Man, this sounds like so much drama! That is until you realize that if the tape “sees the light of day”, it means that both Heidi and Karissa Shannon will have signed consent forms. Which of course is just a formality at this point so they can feign shock and disgust in the media while cashing their checks from Vivid in private. See how that works? Good. You know what also works? Emery Cat. It not only satisfies your cat’s need to scratch but also trims its nails at the same time! No more shredded furniture! A cat scratching post and nail grooming board all rolled into one! Thanks, Emery Cat!

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Filed under: Karissa Shannon by admin at 6:33 am

Heidi’s sex tape has girl on girl action

Late last Friday, it was learned that Spencer Pratt was threatening to release a sex tape featuring himself and his “estranged” wife, Heidi Montag 2.0. Since I hate Heidi and Spencer almost as much as lima beans, I really tried to stay away from the story as long as possible — and I did, for a whole 3 days. But then Heidi had to go and force my hand by getting it on with another chick (the chick in question being Hugh Hefner’s ex-girlfriend, Karissa Shannon, pictured above). You scheming son-of-a-bitch! From TMZ:

Spencer Pratt has unearthed a girl-on-girl tape featuring Heidi Montag and Playboy Playmate Karissa Shannon …. sources tell TMZ. We’re told not too long ago Spencer was at the Malibu house he once shared with Heidi … moving out some of his stuff. Sources tell us Spencer came upon a camera with XXX video of Heidi and Karissa — and the light bulb went off.

Sources say it was then that Spencer decided he could make a fortune selling his “library” to Vivid Entertainment — much of it featuring naked, fornicating Speidi. We could not reach Heidi and her reps were mum.

As for Karissa Shannon — she tells us such a tape does indeed exist, but she’s not convinced Spencer really has it. Karissa says if the tape ever sees the light of day, she’ll sue the pants off him.

Wow, a lesbian sex tape featuring an ex Playboy Playmate and Heidi Montag’s EEE tits? Heidi and Spencer are going to be rich! Honestly, I wouldn’t be surprised if they made $8.1 million on this tape — or roughly the same amount of money Jennifer Aniston’s new movie The Switch debuted at this weekend. Ha Ha Ha, you suck Aniston! Just quit already.

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Filed under: Heidi Montag,Karissa Shannon by admin at 12:04 am
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